Wabash Mashers

On my way home from school the other day, I found myself in traffic behind a Wabash truck, reminding me of this:

Wabash Mashers from p matthew m on Vimeo.

Enjoy!

Danger: Dihydrogen Monoxide

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I love little things like this, thanks StumbleUpon.

Bill Dance is having a bad bad day.

This might be the funniest video I have seen in a long time. Definitely worth 3 minutes of your time.

See more funny videos and Entertainment Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Thanks to Todaysbigthing.com for the vid.

-Garrett

Movies and Such, I'm Bothered: SG9

I love movies. Real bold statement there, but I really do. However, some things in movies are just so inaccurately depicted, they bother me, I'm bothered by it, you bother people.


-Well Twilight is just stupid first of all, were we like this for Harry Potter when we were younger? It's bothersome.

-Agent Cody Banks was on the other day, what a childhood throwback, such an awesomely bad movie (edit: bad movie). For some reason I accept that whole movie, the nanorobots, the ridiculous villains, but there's one scene that I couldn't accept. He uses a rinky dink pen laser to cut through sheet metal when he's at H Duff's party. That laser looks so weak, not to mention he cuts a perfect semicircle with his shaky nervous Frankie Muniz' hands.

-People who just enter a new relationship with a significant other never seem to want to get off the phone in movies and even television. Who has ever actually said, "no you hang up first."

-High school parties? Since when is every important person from each clique at a party. That's because this doesn't happen in real life, it'd be one group of friends. I'm talking to you, Can't Hardly Wait, Mean Girls, etc.

-Mythbusters movie edition has ruined my childhood. Among other things, supposedly if you shoot at a gas tank, it won't explode... WHAT?!!

-Other things I've started to notice include: People start saying what’s good now instead of the usual what’s up, so now when I say my automatic "not much" it sounds like I’m having a shitty day.

-It must suck being a kicker or a punter on a football team. You have one job, yeah it's not as hard as the other guys, but it's either you fuck up or you don't. Very rarely will you hear how great of a game that punter or even lineman had. Also insert hitting/pitching/etc. coach.

-It has ALWAYS annoyed me at how chinese fortune cookies are not fortunes anymore. They are proverbs, and not even cookies for that matter. They should be called chinese proverb wafers if anything.

-XBox Live has this feature that let's you know what the person is doing -- watching netflix, playing call of duty, whatever. Thank goodness for all of you as well I'm sure that facebook does not also have this feature.

That's it for me for now, thanks for reading.

5am Thoughts.

I'm in the midst of an all-nighter for a test in Mechanics tomorrow. Why not some live-blogging.

4:48am- 2nd coffee run. Decide on dark roast over light roast. Can't tell the difference since its scalding hot and I burned my tongue.
4:55am- Holy expletive. It's 4:55am.
5:01am- Sketchy Ginger guy on couch in student center rolls over. I throw a paper ball at him. He does not move. He also has 2 different colored socks on.
5:08am- Last person leaves 24 hour lounge (except for sketchy ginger guy)
5:10am-SGG drops his cellphone. He doesn't notice. I put it on his shoulder. He's going to be really confused.
5:15am- 2 Hours 45 Minutes till test time.
5:19am- FOUR Asians burst into room. See me. Ask if my name is Derek. I tell them its Xavier. They leave.
5:25am- Wedge friction and screws are really easy.
5:27am- If you type "Facebook" in a Facebook message to someone, Facebook says you spelled it wrong an/or it is not a word. Idiots.
5:30am- Pandora selected 4 terrible songs in a row. Ironically it plays the best songs when I'm not paying attention or leave it running, and the worst songs when I need it most.
5:31am- This live blog sucks.
5:32am- Debate continuing.
5:32am- Decide to Continue
5:34am- Call Phil to wake his ass up because he has to a write a paper. For those of you that don't know Phil, he's a BGD. Don't worry about it.
5:35am-Back to work.
5:36am- Build a Macbook Pro on Apple.com
5:37am- Actually back to work.
5:40am-SGG wakes up in a fuss and FLIPS out. Looks at his phone and runs out of the room. Wtf.
5:43am- SGG runs back in grabs his stuff without packing it, sprints out of room. I yell bye. No response. Jerk.
5:47am- I watched a light bulb burn out. Random.
5:48am- Revamp Pandora stations. Definitely not worth it.
5:53am- Decide live-blogging is not fun anymore.

Until next time.

-Garrett

Ryan PS, just because it's so related to this topic, I stumbledupon this very true pie chart:


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Watch before you bite.

My younger cousin showed me this video over Thanksgiving. I thought it was pretty interesting how such a completely random topic and idea could be as funny as it is and be quality enough for a top-of-the-line show like SNL.
and yes.. the titles gives it all away.

Enjoy.