Movies and Such, I'm Bothered: SG9

I love movies. Real bold statement there, but I really do. However, some things in movies are just so inaccurately depicted, they bother me, I'm bothered by it, you bother people.


-Well Twilight is just stupid first of all, were we like this for Harry Potter when we were younger? It's bothersome.

-Agent Cody Banks was on the other day, what a childhood throwback, such an awesomely bad movie (edit: bad movie). For some reason I accept that whole movie, the nanorobots, the ridiculous villains, but there's one scene that I couldn't accept. He uses a rinky dink pen laser to cut through sheet metal when he's at H Duff's party. That laser looks so weak, not to mention he cuts a perfect semicircle with his shaky nervous Frankie Muniz' hands.

-People who just enter a new relationship with a significant other never seem to want to get off the phone in movies and even television. Who has ever actually said, "no you hang up first."

-High school parties? Since when is every important person from each clique at a party. That's because this doesn't happen in real life, it'd be one group of friends. I'm talking to you, Can't Hardly Wait, Mean Girls, etc.

-Mythbusters movie edition has ruined my childhood. Among other things, supposedly if you shoot at a gas tank, it won't explode... WHAT?!!

-Other things I've started to notice include: People start saying what’s good now instead of the usual what’s up, so now when I say my automatic "not much" it sounds like I’m having a shitty day.

-It must suck being a kicker or a punter on a football team. You have one job, yeah it's not as hard as the other guys, but it's either you fuck up or you don't. Very rarely will you hear how great of a game that punter or even lineman had. Also insert hitting/pitching/etc. coach.

-It has ALWAYS annoyed me at how chinese fortune cookies are not fortunes anymore. They are proverbs, and not even cookies for that matter. They should be called chinese proverb wafers if anything.

-XBox Live has this feature that let's you know what the person is doing -- watching netflix, playing call of duty, whatever. Thank goodness for all of you as well I'm sure that facebook does not also have this feature.

That's it for me for now, thanks for reading.