Gorilla Debate plus Ducreux Memes

this is more for my benefit, but you may enjoy as well

as for the gorilla debate (note if you haven't read the original post by my colleague, you can check it out here, I don't have as elaborately thought out ideas as Garrett, but I do think there's one thing he forgot. It's as if watching The Office religiously for 4 years has taught him nothing...

Dwight said it perfectly, the eyes are like the groin of the face. It's undoubtedly a weakness. Now I understand you mentioned no utensils, but I'm confident with however many people, at least one could make it up onto the gorilla's back. Once on the back, claw the right and left eye with the right and left hands. Most likely this person will be sacrificed, but it will be for victory. As long as they hold on for dear life, 150+ lb of pressure on the eye sockets will bring down the gorilla in due time.

Now, you mentioned they'd get thrown off in a second, but nay I say. If you have two "able bodied" people holding on for dear life on each of the gorilla's arms, the 300-400 + lbs on those arms easily slow him down enough to let the other guy destroy the eyes. Henceforth, the gorilla has no chance, the armor will be broken down enough for 10 or so people at a time to "lay down a monster."

Humans win.