I've found myself very often in the past couple of weeks wondering "Is it just me, or..." Anyway this isn't all that's been happening to me lately, but it is rather what I have been realizing because of it... without any further ado:
-Don't get me wrong, I love zombies, everything that has to do with them, books, movies, nazi-based video games, but is it just me or in the past year has the zombie craze risen considerably? What I'm trying to say is, Zombieland was a great movie!
-Actually having to do with my life, I recently had a rather unpleasant altercation with "NY's finest" and while my story isn't important, this story I heard after telling about mine is a good example of how they can suck:
"My friend was standing on an outdoor subway platform waiting, looking for a light for his cigarette, so he asks a stranger for a light. The guy gives him it, lights his cigarette, then reveals that he is a cop and proceeds to give my friend a ticket because you can't smoke on a subway platform." Needless to say, but I will, what a dick.
-Why do food companies put reduced fat and less sugar on labels; if anything, this makes me less likely to purchase your product - If I wanted to eat healthy, I'm not so sure stuffing my face with ice cream after dinner is the answer anyway.
-If anyone I'm having a conversation with says the word necessary in a sentence, I try my best to refrain from quoting Dodgeball, but it’s tough.
-There has been such a surge of reality TV that I can barely watch the Soup anymore. And now is the emergence of these "reality actors" who just stretch out there 1 minute of fame as to where it's not even reality anymore. The scripted television I watch is more real than reality TV.
-I went to the fair the other weekend hosted in my town, to which my brother made a good point - fairs are really unfair. I guess that's ironic?
-And finally, to anyone who has seen all these iPhone commercials talking about the 85,000 or so apps it has... I don't think I've ever seen one app that I've ever used or seen anyone else ever use. They just don't seem that necessary! Necessary? is it necessary for me to dri... damnit.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
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