Sungoations isn't a Real Word: 7

Yes, so a fan page has been made, is it tacky? Maybe. Do I really think this is website is good enough to merit one? Hmm, sure. Anyway, I know I have more free time than I know what to do with, so why not read this, I write so little it only takes a minute, anyway, this is what's up...

-In my dorm building, there are 4 elevators, two on one wall, and two directly across facing each other. I have lived here for over a month now, taking them everyday, and yet whenever I get out I am still so disoriented, I find myself almost walking into the elevator suites everyday.

-To all those people who read the book then saw the movie, we get it, the book was better you pompous dick.

-To all those who read the book after seeing the movie, we already know the book was better, stop trying to be like the other guy.

-Whenever I am on the subway, I find myself staring at the occasional open seat, then back at the other people standing gauging whether or not they deserve it more than me. I am a 19 year old male, I never deserve it more. If I took that seat, it'd be guilt-trip city.

-Also, when I try to transfer from my line to the express line only to get back on my line, attempting to "catch" the subway train ahead of the one I was on, I always end up waiting to transfer back to my original car, wondering if the strangers I was with 20 minutes ago noticed I had gone and come back.

-If you spray Pam on a surface and leave it there for awhile, will it get sticky?

-In a perfect world, opposite day cannot exist.

-Why are there pictures of jacked dudes on cologne? Do they smell better than normal guys? If anything they are probably sweaty and smelly from working out all the time. Also, I don't need to be looking at that every time I don't put on cologne.

Well this was a longer one for me, so I'll leave a couple thoughts for next time... Tell your friends to become fans of mine!